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Old 09-23-2014, 04:13 PM   #13
mpiersd

 
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My ex-wife wanted me to pay for her to get an abortion after she got pregnant by the guy she was scrweing while she still lived with me.
She calls me from the U.S., after she had left Germany, trying to tell me it was my responsibilty.
Effing hilarious, I finally stood up to her and told her to get bent. But only after telling her I would help her but the guy had to pony up half. He was still in Germany, so he meets me with the money and I walked with it. Counted it as payment for shacking it up with my then wife at MY house while I was in the field.
She moved home with her folks where she still lives. Oh, and that was 18 years ago, AND SHE STILL LIVES WITH HER FOLKS!
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