[TFord]

OMFG now that the weather is warming up here in WA everyone is pulling out their rice (luckily the tuners, muscle car guys, and hot rodders are coming out too or I'd have to move to another state) Seriously every where I go I get to see these guys and they're coffee canned rice bowls. so yesterday Im at Fred Meyers with the family and were getting ready to go inside when I stop with a disgusted look on my face. My wife is like "whats wrong", and I just point to this Honda Civic 4 door thats riced all to hell were talking supersized coffee can rediculous graphics, stickers...all audio stickers at that. annoying chrome altezza brake lights. But to top it off the 5 foot wing! We get done shooping and come back to the car and the owner is out side starting his lawnmower, revving it up. Me being tha guy that I am I ask him "so whats the wing for?". "what you dont know man...it creates downforce, you know for better traction." Me being the smart ass that I am, without missing a beat I say "downforce for traction on a front wheel drive car...dont you mean hydroplane?". The guy's all pissed like "F" you man and wildly backs out his spot...it was hilarious you could tell he was trying to at least chirp his tires. Did'nt happen of course, so guys I promise that Ill have the camera every where I go to take pics of the extra-rediculous ones!!!