[Kochaloch]

Hahaha, being in Texas this happens to me all the time and I've developed methods to deal with them. I usually do one of two things 1) look at them and laugh confidently and make sure they see you laughing, but not to much or it will anger the d-bag. 2) Act really really really weird, people don't mess with f'ed up people. these tend to work for me, I've found ignoring and showing aggression will both provoke them further. They're are a strange species and must be dealt with carefully.