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So Rodimus Prime is out driving today and sees....
First off. Im a white 30 male (I know it looks like a craigslist ad already) who happens to be a (military police by trade)Marine Corps recruiter. Well on my way home from work today Im driving my IOM ss while still in my uniform. Im behind a late 90's Cavailar (?) and I see a fatter white womans fat arm hanging out the window with a cigarette in her hand. Then from the passenger seat side I see a little head peep around and almost over the top of the seat. Im like no effing way this kid isnt in a child seat.
So I plan on letting this lady get a piece of my mind. ( Im in a white trash/methhead town) Google meth and Hannibal mo. So I plan to follow her to a red light and just say some choice words from my window..ect ect.
Well I end up following her for about 2 miles to what I guess to be her house. She pulls in her driveway and I pull up next to her and get out of my car (in Marine Corp dress blues mind you). I put on my nice guy voice because I dont know the situation yet and ask her how shes doing.
Then I see the maybe 20 mo old child sitting in the front seat no seatbelt or nothing. I say to her "you know if I was a cop you would be getting a pretty hefty ticket right now for child endangerment for you child not being in a safety seat"
She proceeds to tell me that she just picked him up and was just driving home. I tell her I can see that and ask her if she has a child seat for him.
This is pretty much the exact conversation.
Her: its in the back there (its a booster seat for 30lb+ kids)
me: well dont you think it would be a good idea if he was in it?
her: I cant get him to stay in it.
me: who the f*ck is the adult in the car?
her:..............
me: your telling me you cant control your 1yr old?
her:......................
me: How about you be a responsible adult and think about people other than yourself?
her:.........................
me: you would feel pretty f*ucking stupid if you got in an accident at 40mph and your kid bounced out the f*ucking window because you were to lazy to properly belt him in. Your lucky Im not a cop lady.
Her:........................
I hate living in Hannibal, Mo. When I leave here I hope the whole city burns down. Thats the end of my rant. That dumbass probably wont listen to me anyways.
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