[Jamie Mac]

I was at a stuck up party the other night and this woman tellse that she was going to lay on the hood of my car because her outfit matched it but her husband told her no. She wanted him to take pics. I said her husband must love her cause if she had I'd be in jail. She said that what I said was funny. I said try it and I'll beat you to death. She said oh come on it's just a car. I told her of I took a crap on the front seat of her Lexus then that would just be a car but the Camaro was my dream. Realization crossed her face and we changed the subject. Turned put to be a nice person but I think she appreciates other peoples property a little more now