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I am almost certain that if I drive unbelted, with a dagger 1/4" away from my eyeball, at 118 MPH, with a grenade that lost its pin one- one thousand, two- one thousand, three- one thousand ago, and a back seat filled with agitated fer- de- lances, whenever I drive straight into a wall, I could be injured.
Plus, it's hard to tell the difference between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, so sometimes when I try to stop, I drive at high speeds for about half an hour before my knee reaches up to the ignition and with a deft twist accidentally turns the car off, also a safety hazard. Holy crap... these things are death traps. Best to recall every car, and have every part replaced.
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