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Maybe this won't get deleted, I tried to clean it up. My mom told this to me.
An 90 year old man is in his bedroom with his wife. He's standing in front of the mirror flexing what muscles he has.
He says, "Honey, you know the older I get, the stronger I get."
She says, "Yeah? How's that?"
He replies, "When I was in my 20's, I could grab my erection and try and try to bend it over as hard as I could and it wouldn't budge. It would just stand straight up. Then, when I was in my late 40's I started being able to bend it just a little. And look at me now, I'm so strong I can bend this thing right in half."
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