Some people have the brain of a seamonkey.
I remember when I first got my 2000 Mustang GT. I was sitting in it at a parking lot when suddenly BOOM!! Someone opens their door on mine so hard that I could feel the car move. Then they proceeded to act like nothing happened so I got out and let them know what just happened (duh). Thankfully somehow it didn't dent, but I still got into them.
The response I got? "What? You do it all the time."
WHAT?!?! Now I was really ticked off... "NO, actually I NEVER DO IT! HAVE SOME RESPECT! etc etc...."
They gave me a dirty look and walked off. Seriously. I was beyond myself.
Only time I ever gave someone the key treatment. SCRREEEEEECCCHCHHH.
