I give up,

you win Old Man Winter. My ass is kicked and I can't take anymore. I hate salt, ice, snow, sleet, being cold, frozen toes, frozen fingers, frozen ass, snow plows, pot holes, shoveling snow, breaking my back, falling on my ass, scraping ice off windows, leaving for work early because the roads are bad and traffic is terrible, getting home late, high heating bills, staying in the house, looking out at snow, and not driving my Camaro. Old Man Winter,

"YOU WIN", I give up.