[09'Z28]

Originally Posted by Camaro Lives On

you know your a ricer....

if the UGLY body kit, 20 inch rims, 25 foot wing, 5000 desible, high pitched retarded nose maker (8 inch diameter exhaust tip) on you car all together cost about 30 grand more than the 1990-somethin' Geo Metro costed BRAND NEW, without touching the motor!!!

you think thats detailed then read this

Stage I
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Fog Lights
Clear Corner Lenses
"Performance" Stickers
Side Marker Lights
Seat Belt Pads
Carbon Fiber Shift Knob
Carbon Fiber Pedals


Stage II
Getting addicted to these AWESOME modifications to this pimpin' ride
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2nd Set of Fog Lights
Resonated 5" Exhaust Tip - It looks 'fast', now it has to sound 'fast'
MORE Stickers
Cut Springs
Ion Blue Headlights
Paint Interior Pieces White or such
Colored-Faced Gauges


Stage III
Now the car needs to look like its Japanese counterpart overseas
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Intake (to get that 'performance' sound)
Japanese-only Model Emblems
Supra Spoiler
Clear turn signals
Single Windshield Wiper
Steel mesh grille


Stage IV
Added flash!
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Polished Muffler with 5" Tip
Clear taillights
Strut Tower Brace (to add to the engine compartment shine)
Paint rear drums
Biggest Wheels possible


Stage V
The elite of the boys
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Massive 'Team' Sticker that goes over at least 2 body panels
Chrome or color out engine components
75hp Shot of N2O (el cheapo fast before sensible mods)
And to finish it off...a Horrendous Body Kit