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Old 01-31-2014, 07:34 PM   #7
upflying


 
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Location: Reno, NV
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I've used..
"Have a better day"
"You want a warning"? "The speed limit sign was your warning".
"Sign here, press hard, three copies".
"You did not know that was illegal?" "Then how did you get a drivers license?"
"May I see your pilots license".
"You stopped me because I am (name the race)" "That's right, my laser has a (name the race) switch".
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