[batman53201]

Originally Posted by 2012-1822

I had an interesting run in with an Oklahoma Trooper a number of years back. We were driving back from California with a bunch of chemicals my sister-in-law had made in her lab for my mom(she works for Clorox) and a bunch of bootleg beer they didn't sell on the east coast at the time. The chemicals were kind of unmarked and off the books. Maybe we could have gotten trouble.

Truth was he pulled us over because we were in the panhandle area with Alabama plates and they automatically assume you're running drugs there. He got me probably doing 10mph over, no ticket came out of it once he realized we weren't cartel mules. I just didn't tell him about the condoms full of coke in my anal cavity.