[ChrisBlair]

Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I've known some SERIOUSLY misinformed--- or lying--- people in my time. One of the best in my book was:

Me: "Damn, that was a fine car that just went by!"
Liar Liar Pants on Fire: "Yup. I got me one of them exact same Mercedes at home."
Me: "But.. that was a BMW that just went past... a nice seven series..."
Liar Liar Pants on Fire, after a short pause to get his story together: "Yup, I know that was a BMW.. mine's a special BMW Mercedes, custom built for me. It's the only one ever made."
Me: "Oh... wow." (However my 'wow' at that point was nothing compared to his claim shortly thereafter that he regularly did over 200 MPH in it, LEGALLY, as the state of Florida had certified, licensed, and fully blessed his ability and right to drive over 200 MPH.... the only license the state had ever issued like that)

Next time say "that's just like my 'BS Finger'. When he asks what that is, flip him the bird.