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Dr. Evil · 09-13-2013, 05:15 AM

If this were 2017 I would be all over this. I finish up this last enlistment and I'll be ready to come down there. I would love to have this job. I'd be close to a military base, in Florida and doing something I'd really enjoy. I'm serious too. The wife and I are looking hard at moving to th Gulf coast when I retire from the Air Force. I've been a tech at a GM dealership before and was the "corvette guy" there. They're all expired now but I had ASE certs too.

Qualifications:
• Must have prior sales experience
I help my son sell his stuff like candy bars and cookie dough for school
• Must have a strong interest in American muscle cars
69 firebird, 87 firebird, 94, 95 and 96 trans ams. 90 and 96 vettes, 2011 and 2013 SS.
• Must have a high school diploma
check
• College degree preferred
They're just AAS but I have 3 of them.
• Must be proficient with MS Excel and MS Word
define proficient...
• Must be a dynamic, high energy person (no slackers)
check
• Must be intelligent (IQ test will be given)
Umnn... we'll come back to this one.
• Strong mechanical aptitude (written test will be given)
Bring it on
• Must have a strong interest in American muscle cars
See previous
• Must have strong values
Check
• Must pass a drug test
Yeah right. After 20+ years of military service I think I've passed this test a few hundred times.
• No felony convictions
As long as awesomeness isnt a felony then I'm good.
• Must have a history of company loyalty
Check
• Must have a strong interest in American muscle cars
See previous answers
• Priority will be given to people who own and/or wrench on hot rods and race cars
I have my own lift at my house. I have 2 regional Solo2 championships in C4 corvettes(Super Stock and BSP). I have installed your components on my car.
• Priority will be given to people with a military background
Just reenlisted for the last time. Hope to see you guys in 4 years.

Obviously some of my replies are in jest but if you guys have an opening in 4 years we'll talk.

09-13-2013, 05:15 AM	#9
Dr. Evil Drives: 2013 SS Join Date: May 2011 Location: Tennessee Posts: 350	If this were 2017 I would be all over this. I finish up this last enlistment and I'll be ready to come down there. I would love to have this job. I'd be close to a military base, in Florida and doing something I'd really enjoy. I'm serious too. The wife and I are looking hard at moving to th Gulf coast when I retire from the Air Force. I've been a tech at a GM dealership before and was the "corvette guy" there. They're all expired now but I had ASE certs too. Qualifications: • Must have prior sales experience I help my son sell his stuff like candy bars and cookie dough for school • Must have a strong interest in American muscle cars 69 firebird, 87 firebird, 94, 95 and 96 trans ams. 90 and 96 vettes, 2011 and 2013 SS. • Must have a high school diploma check • College degree preferred They're just AAS but I have 3 of them. • Must be proficient with MS Excel and MS Word define proficient... • Must be a dynamic, high energy person (no slackers) check • Must be intelligent (IQ test will be given) Umnn... we'll come back to this one. • Strong mechanical aptitude (written test will be given) Bring it on • Must have a strong interest in American muscle cars See previous • Must have strong values Check • Must pass a drug test Yeah right. After 20+ years of military service I think I've passed this test a few hundred times. • No felony convictions As long as awesomeness isnt a felony then I'm good. • Must have a history of company loyalty Check • Must have a strong interest in American muscle cars See previous answers • Priority will be given to people who own and/or wrench on hot rods and race cars I have my own lift at my house. I have 2 regional Solo2 championships in C4 corvettes(Super Stock and BSP). I have installed your components on my car. • Priority will be given to people with a military background Just reenlisted for the last time. Hope to see you guys in 4 years. Obviously some of my replies are in jest but if you guys have an opening in 4 years we'll talk. __________________ 2013 model 2SS LS3 1969 model wife. Factory stock, no mods. Redhead package. 2005 model son. Special ordered with the hell on wheels package. Last edited by Dr. Evil; 09-13-2013 at 05:39 AM.