Probably get an infraction writing about street racing.
1974
We had a cop in our village who would regularly wait around the corner from our homes and trail us.
We lost him so many times it's still a joke among my buddies.
Once I passed an LEO after ripping a motorcycle (not the same LEO).
I pulled down a side street . I jumped out, walked around the block, could hear the bike and squad circling from the next side street. When I got back to my car the officer was parked and feeling the hood of my car to see how hot it was
I turned around and walked the block again
Ran 1/4 and entered an underpass slowing down then. It was exactly 1/4 from the signal to the underpass.
Cop passed us so fast at the bottom his car was wagging as he tried to slow. We hung the next ralph and ducked into a driveway at an apartment complex. That took ~45 minutes before we could leave. It was the whole force after us I think.
I had switches to kill the tails and brake lights
Ah, the good old days.