Just so you know the type of family I come from.
This is one of my own...
I was working in the garden, talking to myself, I said..."Where's my hoe?" I turned around, saw my wife, and said, "There you are, go get me a rake."
yup, that's when the fight started.
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Here's mom and dad's...
Dad: "I'm going fishing this weekend, be sure and pack me some clean underwear."
Mom: "Alright."
Dad gets home 2 days later, fuming! "I thought I told you to pack me some clean underwear!" Mom said, "I did, they were in your tackle box."
THAT'S when the fight started.
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Grammaw and Grampaw's version:
Grammaw and Grampaw are sitting on the front porch, rocking in their chairs. Out of the blue, Grammaw slaps Grampaw silly! Grampaw says, "OWWwwwWWW! What you hit me for woman?"
Grammaw says, "That's for fitty years of BAD sex!"
Grampaw thinks on that for a minute, then...POW!!! He hit's gramaw so hard she flies out of her chair! Grammaw yells, "AAHHHH!!!! Why did you hit ME?"
Grampaw says, "That's for knowin' the difference!"
No one knows exactly when their fight started.