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Originally Posted by MBS

Damn 2 miles a hour, Cop must of been bored
Yep. I was just sitting begging for something to do besides arrest drug dealers... Been doing way too much of that lately.
, Or owns a mustang?,
5.0 H.O. to be exact. My 93 fox body will outrun your SS in a "heartbeat."
He did you no favors on your tint either ,
Course not. We stack as many tickets as we can. Gotta meet a quota, ya know!
I would be mad as hell if i were you,
Oh, I could tell his blood was boiling. That made it even funnier for me. But he kept a straight face...I was kinda surprised.
Thats BS now you have to rip your tint off,
Nah. He can leave it on so I can write him another ticket tomorrow.
Think they might have something better to do than harass a law abiding taxpayer over 2 miles a hour ,
Not really. I just got my doughnuts and coffee bout 30 minutes before. After finishing those up, I figured..."who can I jack with today..."
Like lots of better stuff to do,
Well yeah...I did have some errands to run while on duty, but sheesh...those could wait....like, till I was on overtime or something...
Fight the ticket at least make him show up before you rip off your tint ,
Puh-lease fight it. I love it when I get to go to court and am then told, "he plead out." Don't have to do a thing and get paid just for showing up!
once in awhile you get lucky and they wont show up,
Depends. I might just call in if I'm sleepy and tell them to reschedule the court date....then you get to come back another day. Kinda like you all like to reschedule your court dates over and over and over asking for a reset. I don't mind though. I'll probably make it. After all, it's more overtime!
If you can find out if he is taking a vacation and schedule your court apperance for that time frame

OH! PLEASE! I get paid TRIPLE TIME AND A HALF if you do it that way! YESS!!!





Hold on....





Did he really just say all that?






Oh, Lord I hope you know all that was in good fun.....