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>>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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>>1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -
>>She is a
>>' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
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>>2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
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>>'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
>>
>>(Loved this one!)
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>>3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -
>>She is a
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>>'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
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>>4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -
>>She is a
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>>'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
>>
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>>5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
>> ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
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>>6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' She is a
>>
>>' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
>>
End of lesson.
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