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One day an Italian and a Pollock were fishing on opposite sides of the same river, but the Italian guy was catching all of the fish.Eventually, the Pollock asks the Italian, "How do you get to the other side?"The Italian guy says, "I'll turn on my flashlight and you can walk across the beam."The Polish guy says, "Nice try... Just because I'm Polish doesn't mean that I'll fall for that. I'll get halfway across and you'll turn it off!"
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