They do give us convicts down here internet privileges you know. Even learned us up real good in the last couple of years on how to use these computer things.
Been through Alabama a couple of times. Got over it real quick. I will say it seemed nice though. Didn't see anybody making Ned Beatty squeal once.
In all seriousness, welcome to the forum. I am new here too, and it is useful if not very entertaining.
By the way, that was quite an entrance.