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Originally Posted by lightning

You are strong.... you can do this........ you are strong..... you can do this. (Vent all you want. We're hear to listen. )

Here is my Tuesday "Here's your sign story" ( I have to post it early today cuz I'm not going to be home tonight. )

An administration guy at the college where I work went to get into his car after he had worked late into the evening one day. Car wouldn't even turn over. Don't know if he left the lights on or what. So, he called his wife and asked her to come to jump start him. She came in her car instead of his old beater that had the jumper cables in it. So he thinks, "Well I can have her push me till the car starts. Since it's an automatic he tells her she has to get him up to 35 miles an hour. They both get in their cars and she starts to make a wide circle in the parking lot. He keeps waiting for a little bump when the two cars make connection. It seemed to be taking too long. He looks over his shoulder to see where she is and there she is right behind him. She's doing 35 miles an hour! $2000 damage per car!

I think they both deserve a sign, don't you?

Yes they do, Lightning!

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