^^^ amazing how quickly a thread gets sidetracked when a 18+ girl is mentioned.... Pics?
Anyhow, here's one, my niece, who is 5 now so this was when she was 2 I believe. One year on Halloween it pretty much rained the whole time they were trick-or-treating so everyone was carrying umbrellas and such. As my bro-inlaw was carrying her back down the walk way his umbrella got caught in the trees... as naturally as anyone could she said.... "HHeeeeyyy, that F'ing tree got your umbrella!!!!"