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Old 11-29-2012, 03:44 AM   #124
dolt45
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She reminds me of a gal I dated a million years ago when I was in the Army. She was pretty much everything you'd want in a GF... right up until we did the deed.
It turned out it was her first time and afterwards she followed me around like a puppy. I had a hard time going to the bathroom alone. No matter what I said/did/threatened would make her keep her distance for even a day.
You can guess how it ended.
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