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Old 06-14-2009, 12:15 PM   #13
SQUALO


 
Drives: CHEVROLET
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: YKZ, CAN.
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Originally Posted by 2Muchmark View Post
I've discovered a fun trick to do with my Camaro..

Lots of people seem to want to race. Some of these people are drving respectable cars and could probably come close to kicking my ass, but most are just people who added a noisy mufler to their cars and who now they they are "cool". Even worse these guys always think they have something to prove.

Do this:

The next time a dweeb is reving his engine and licking his chops at you challenging you to a race, take an agressive stance: Hold your steering wheel at the top so he can see it, drop your right hand to your shifter even if its an automatic, and look like you're ready to race too. Be subtle and cool about it though - after all, you're driving a Camaro. No need to show off.


And now... 3...2...1.... DO NOTHING!

When the light turns green watch watch him redline his engine and drive away like an idiot, while you gently press the gas and drive normally. Don't forget - you already won the COOL. No need to win the "Race". That sucker just spent $10 of gas in 5 seconds, caused $100 worth of damage to his gearbox, and with luck just earned himself a ticket.

Cool Trick!
That's what they did in the "Hyundai Accent" Commercial, where the guy & girl pull up to the light in their cars, rev the engines, and proceed calmly
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