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Originally Posted by GTAHVIT
My daughter is two now... And she loves to tell on her 7 month old brother...
"Sergio tooted." And then begins to laugh hysterically....
To which my wife is shocked and then I laugh hysterically....
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Makes sense, now I'M laughing.
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Originally Posted by diddiyo
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Hillarious. I've seen it a thousand times.
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Originally Posted by Paul SS
Any guesses?
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Uhhh. 5 dollars.
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Originally Posted by AngryCamaro
Savings bond!
I think the gift giver was the tell though. It is a perfectly wise gift to give a child who will forget about it and let it grow grow grow!
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:( Hopefully.
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Originally Posted by Jamie Mac
There are a couple that really stand out in my mind. When my daughter (now 12 also) was 4 or 5 I looked over at her and she was mining for nose gold. I told her to quit picking her nose. Without stopping she says "I'm not picking my nose daddy, my finger is just checking to see how my boogers are doing" How can you argue with that?
My youngest (now 7) was around 2 1/2 and I had him in the shower with me on vacation. He starts singing "rock and roll, rock and roll" suddenly he grabbed himself with both hands and started yanking and yelling "rocking my wiener!, rocking my wiener!" (find some privacy little buddy) Same vacation I had him out in the water on a boogie board. I'd have him lay on it and I'd hold him up until a wave came and give him a push. He rode one in to shore and jumped up and yelled "I'm surfin USA" He's funny as hell until he tries to tell a joke that he made up. Man are they bad!
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Good stuff. There are still to this day, 15 and a half years after the birth of my son, things we say and phrases we use that stem from back then. My sons name is James. Rebecca always calls him what sounded like 'Mainse' We still call him that sometimes.
There was one time when my son was 2 or 3 we were in Lowes and out of knowwhere this shy little son of mine, who had picked up a 12" bolt, looked up at a guy standing next to him and said "Hey", and when the guy looked down at him James said, "I will punch you with this".
I'll never forget these things.