[MYDLIFECRISIS]

I hate it when your buddies want to admire your car, and they can't keep their paws off it, or they go to get in it with crap all over their shoes, and I'm the ahole because I make them clean their shoes. One day, a buddy and me took our boys to the park. He gets up from rolling around in the dirt with his kid and says, "Hey man, I haven't sat in your car yet, mind if I do?" Uhm...YES I MIND!