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I was reading an article in a women's periodical recently and the author spoke of The Cylinder Index. Apparently a man will immediately know what The Cylinder Index is right away, and some women get it if they think about it for a second (that was me).
If you add together all the cylinders of all the cars, motorcycles, boats, chain saws, weed whackers and any other sundry internal combustion engines you have hanging around you have the total of your Cylinder Index.
Who on C5 has the highest Cylinder Index?

Men:
1-4 - Turn in your- Man-Card and go back to your village.
5-11 - Has aspirations to masculinity.
12-20 - Definitely got a good dose of testosterone happening there.
21-30 - Lives by the "He Who Has The Most Toys Wins" man-law.
31 + Give me a call

Women:
1-4 - Typical cylinder deprived woman.
5-11 - Must have had at least one brother or a dad into cars.
12-20 - Makes men in the 1-4 range cringe.
21-30 - Carrys a whuppin stick to beat cylinder deprived men away.
31 + Every Man's Dream Woman.


My Cylinder Index is 11 - a weedwhacker, my 4 cyl pickup and my 6 cyl Camaro.