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Originally Posted by lightning

A friend sent me this in email today.........



TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.



~Your Kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are Perfect!

~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!

~You Forget names.... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything.... Especially
Golf.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really
do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's
Called "pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF"
Switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it
anywhere.

~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Whispers.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet.... 2 of which you will never
wear.

~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all,
OLD FRIENDS!!

Stay well, "OLD FRIEND!"

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