ha ha try this.
Was on a forth of July headed to my brothers to do some shooting in the middle of nowhere. I get stopped for speeding. The rookie in training yells "We got guns!".
I stick my hands up throught the open t-top, yeah had 3 rugers in their cases in the back seat. I sit in the barditch until the run them all. Then they give me the speeding ticket and tell me to put them in the back.
At least i did not get shot!