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Originally Posted by aSSian
and mine couldn't close her legs, except when she was home. 
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I;m sorry it's not funny but it is.
It sounds like my ex- only the man-version of that scenario
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Originally Posted by SinisterEcho
I think we had the same ex... That sounds exactly like mine....
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Um...maybe it was...she could have been leading a double life (wow that's a lot, two hubbys AND multiple BFs? Jesus H Christ....she could prob drive mack trucks through her sht and not feel it

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Originally Posted by SinisterEcho
I put mine right where it's supposed to go. But he's homeless now....
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I know how you feel.
Except, you know, I don't have the same equiptment