How can someone be so STUPID?!
You've been working here for two years... and you mess up the printer every week. Because you ignore the directions we have given you and even PRINTED OUT AND STUCK ON YOUR BULLETIN BOARD.
THEN! Then you get mad at the printer, bang your fist on the keyboard and cause the printer to print 872 copies of a pleading! And then you blame the printer!
SERIOUSLY?!
That's just double-fisting the fail right there...