You could always take the afternoon off and bolt up a 3.6L Kenne Bell which catapult you to 141mph traps and 9's with a good 60 foot then you can call it #1 as it will be quicker then a Veyron. I cant think of any other new car that can trap 141mph with such little mods on such an affordable car.
http://youtu.be/0nJiKYZ-th4