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clerks 2 intro
randal:terrorists?
dante: (shakes head)
randal: i left the coffee pot on again didnt i?
dante: (nods)
randal: SHIT! now where am i gonna bring chicks to **** when my moms home
and a section from the first clerks (im cutting it down to the good parts)
DANTE How many dicks have you sucked?!
VERONICA Let it go...
DANTE HOW MANY?
VERONICA All right! Shut up a second and
I'll tell you!
DANTE Well...?
VERONICA (half-mumbled) Something like thirty-six.
DANTE WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?
VERONICA Lower your voice!
DANTE What the hell is that anyway,"something like thirty-six?" Does that include me?
VERONICA Um. Thirty-seven.
DANTE I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?
DANTE Thirty-seven?!(to CUSTOMER)My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!
CUSTOMER In a row?
thats enough of that, now i gotta pop the dvd in and watch it for the squilionth time
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