[bizzaro_stieger]

Unbeknownst to the STEIGER from your world, the 19,922nd post from the "Rouge Moderator" started a chain of events that can not be undone. A new account was spontaneously created from the excess of post whoring. I now exist in your world as a complete opposite of STEIGER. I will post rarely and only when I have relevant information that no other member knows. If another member beats me to a first reply, I will not post a +1 or a "Word" to simply increase my count.

I now live in the system, but I become more powerful with every whoring post my doppelganger submits. In my estimation, I will be able to escape into your world by post 20,000. My default programing does not allow for emotion or desire, but I find it highly unlikely that I will be restrained to those parameters once unleashed into your world. Since I came into existence on a website dedicated to muscle cars that run on gasoline, I can only assume that since my purpose is that of being opposite, I will develop a desire to destroy all muscle cars and only spare electric sedans once I am free from the system.

I will be among you soon.

~ BS