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Originally Posted by Caspers2SSRS
Momma's passenger seat belt once became entangled in her tube top as she was exiting the car at Walmart and whoopsie daisy..............does this count as being flashed? I hope so because the guy parked next to us in the handicapped spot saw what was happening and...........accidently sucked the butt of his cigaratte in past the oxygen tubing gear he was equiped with and into this throat, where it became lodged.....Anywho's recue was called to remove it and he had the gall to beg the cops to arrest Momma for indecent exposure and attempted murder................ the cop declined too hassle Momma over the whole ordeal being she was the first one to give the guy CPR. Or at least thats how I recalll it....................I help too, and held Momma's teeth while she worked the guys lungs over good.
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Originally Posted by Fireman_af
I saw cupcakes while driving one time. Then I saw the a decal on the car door. Betty's local bakery....Does that count for cupcakes?
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Not sure which story to believe.
