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The last time someone gave me the stink finger salute was in a parking lot. Already in a pissy mood, I was rolling along the correct direction down an aisle close to the exit when this young man pulled into the aisle the wrong way and just stops halfway blocking the exit. He rolls down the window and waves his finger in the air and moves his lips. Since I'm blocked now and can't leave I put the car in N, apply the hand brake and exit the car. I walk up to him and reach into the car.
He's screaming, "What are you doing?!".
I told him to give me his hand.
"Why?!"
"Because I am going to break that @#$%^^ finger".
He emitted a loud piercing scream and threw it in R and took off.
Now you may be asking if I was for real.
Damn straight.
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