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Originally Posted by PQ

Well, a bunch of skinny people sitting around cutting beans and grapes in half to share.

Bonnie: Hey? Are you gonna eat that?
Other Lady: I'm not sure if I should. I had half a peanut this morning.
Bonnie: OMG, where'd you get a whole half?
Other Lady: Swapped 2 sunflower seeds and a grape for it.
Bonnie: Oh, gurl, if I even THINK about a grape my thighs get bigger.

That had me busting up!