Ladies and gentlemen - i present to you the world's LONGEST run on sentence!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by earl catron
The year 1971 i wuz 8 years old at home by my self my older brother had a dodge truck 3 on the tree and i drove my uncles chevy truck on his farm all the time so know how to drive so i took the dodge up the road got out on the main road shifting gears of course i had trouble reaching the clutch so whene i passed a cop right whin i wus shifting gears he could not see a DRIVER SO HE DID A U TURN THIN I DID ONE AND TOOK OFF AND LEFT HIM TURNED BACK ON MY STREET tURNED INTO MY DRIVE WAY STRAIGHT TO BACK YARD RAN IN MY HOUSE AND UNDER MY BED I WENT THE COP CAME RIGHT ON IN THE HOUSE GRABED ME BY THE LEG PULLED ME OUT TOOK ME TO THE REAL JAIL CALLED MY MOM AT WORK BOY DID GET MY A-- WHIPPED  |