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After living in England for 3 months, I was at a loss as to explain how you people ever managed to hold on to half the world at one point in time. (I was studying British Imperialism at Oxford) That does not speak well of humanity. Sure, go ahead and try to take us back. You stick with your weapons (silly little baton things) and we'll stick with our guns. See how well that goes. Don't forget your pretty little reflective vests. Lord knows you're all afraid to go outside without them. We'll go about with our spelling. You all have so mucked up the English language with your unnecessary silent letters. We're just trying to clean up your mess and make it a sensible language.
Don't worry, this is all a bit of fun humor. I really did enjoy my time in your fine country, though not without a bit of frustration and annoyance.
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