[Wild Bill NY]

Ok maybe this would work : get yourself a wheelchair for court and the day before you go have one of your boys kick the shit out of you so when you arrive at court and the judge ask you what happened you tell Him " Your Honor while walking across a certain intersection in your town whichever is the busier intersection you were struck by a drunk driver that was speeding ! " maybe this will be enough for the judge to feel bad for you and that maybe you have learned your lesson !!! Just kidding but I'm sure someone has tried this ! Lol...