[Jamie Mac]

Reading the morning paper and it is indeed a sad day in history. On todays date Benjamin Franklin died. Virginia voted to sucede from the union. 1500 CIA trained Cuban exiles launched the disatrous Bay of pigs. FORD UNVEILED THE YOUNG SECRETARY'S CAR the mustang. On the bright side a jury convicted Sirhan Sirhan of assassinating Robert F. Kennedy and Apollo 13 splashed down safely. On a side note a guy I used to work with had a highly decorated uncle. He didn't hear the order to retreat and manned his anti aircraft gun till the end. He was highly decorated by Fidel Castro for his bravery/lack of hearing. Another side note, I used to work with a bunch of mustang pansies. I pointed out to the that Lee had designed it for the young secretary and that they were cars for women. I suggested they look at who was driving them when they saw them on the roads. About a month later the biggest mustang fan of them all came in all pissed off and said he was putting his up for sale because I was right. As Tim Wilson says, "a virgin never drives a Z28"