[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lightning

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________

Those are funny Sheriff . You pick those up around the courthouse while moonlighting as the Sheriff?

Originally Posted by spike347

Hi HotrodSally,
I was thinking my thing was broke cause no one ever said anything to me! I am new to most of this but still catch on about 1/2 fast as I use to.

Just needed something else to think about besides my car while its in the shop. and this new Apple thing.

OK later

Spike, I truly hope that nothin's broke. Hmmmm... popcorn and apples - crunchy and sticky...

Originally Posted by SSBUSDRVR

Everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving out there. Safe Travels if you are out on the road.

　
　

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Back atcha, and +1 the rest of you geezers

Thanks SkyMan, Thanks Mr Twisty.

Happy Thanksgiving to all! And you too, Spike!