SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL, HOMIES.
In honor of 3,000 posts, I'd just like to thank the academy, my family and friends, and most of all the whores in this very room who have introduced me to a whole new world. Nothing feels better than being a whore... LEGALLY!
And now, a post full of win...
I have a different constitution.
I have a different brain.
I have a different heart.
I got tiger blood, man.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.
But not just A boss. I'm THE BOSS.
And that's MISS BOSS to you.
ALL I DO IS WIN, BITCHES.
Is pimpin', is pimpin', is pimpin'.
Boom, crush. Night, losers.
Winning, duh.