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Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS
last summer me and 3 of my friends went to a go kart track, we lasted about 1-2 minutes before we all got thrown out for very aggressive driving, it was awesome  , then we got thrown off of the bumper boats for splashing the hell out of everybody, I can't wait to go back next year and I almost forgot, we got thrown out of the bumper cars for head on crashes 
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I used to always chase after the chicks in white tank tops on the bumper boats

. I got a 700cc gas powered golf cart.... I've done wheelies up and down my road before

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I got kicked off a golf course once right as I walked in..... this lady was standing by the gate going to the first hole and I walked up and asked how much she charged..... she asked what for? I said "your a hooker right?".... she did a

and asked "why would you say that?".... I said "well, the sign next to you says enter course here...... and the arrow is pointing right at you....."