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Old 11-16-2011, 09:07 PM   #199
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Originally Posted by SSE 4 2SS View Post
So, is there any noninvasive treatment for CaptainCrunchitis.... maybe some IV milk...and you stay the hell away from me with a speculum...or forceps...
But I'm a pro at using a speculum! ....................Although we don't have very many male patients in OB/GYN...



50 mL milk orally is a possible treatment for the localized condition. IV milk would lead to more systemic side effects and a lower concentration at the problem site.

But I'm going to have to recommend we proceed surgically, so we can visualize the causative agent and correct the problem. Or we can let BadgeBunny perform the heimlich maneuver.
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