Found these. Hope nobody is offended.
Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can
drive a golf ball 360 yards.
Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.
Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.
Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.