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Originally Posted by lightning
LBM, here is something to lighten your mood............
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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here's one of my favorites....
a woman is pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, the officer walks up to her and ask "do you know why I pulled you over?" The woman says "I know, you saw me driving by and wanted to invite me to the state trooper ball". He goes "Sorry mam, state troopers don't have balls........"
He turns around and walks off
