[QUOTE=Sirwestofash;3876545]
Man: Hey how are you?
Girl: I'm good.
Man: Want to hang out sometime?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I have a gold fish.
Girl: What?
Man: Aren't we talking about stuff that doesn't matter?
A buddy of mine said this to a girl at a bar in a port call we had, I thought he made that shit up, lol... Now I know it goes around...