Are you familiar with harry potter? Do you know of the platform 9 and 3/4's? If you like, I can show you something else with those same numbers!
Man: Hey how are you?
Girl: I'm good.
Man: Want to hang out sometime?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I have a gold fish.
Girl: What?
Man: Aren't we talking about stuff that doesn't matter?
My name is Weston, like West except you get on it.