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Country folk here too, nearest neighbor down the slope has 7 cats, the old lady across from her has around 20 and is also a hoarder. She's in her 70s and fell off the ladder trying to fix her own roof (mobile home). Broke her leg and laid out there in 30 degree weather. Dennis went out to get wood and heard her yellin and hollerin, called the emt's, saved her old wrinkled ass. We've helped her and her kids clear out some of her junk but she just goes and finds more. The place is a health hazard. At least there's a big fire area cleared between her and the woods in case it all goes up in smoke.
Oh and there's fat mike down the road. He's another hoarder. They water their junk in hot weather so it won't catch fire. His big brown dog comes out and charges us when I walk or run my dogs by. I maced it right in front of him after he wouldn't get it off the road and when I informed him of this thing called "LEASH LAW". He got all pissy and told me I should move back to wherever I came from. I exploded on him, I've been here 20 years you fat f*** and you and all your trash can just move on back wherever the merry f*** you came from.
My husband dusts the heck out of him whenever he drives by in his old pickup and fat mike yells at him to slow down.
Gotta love neighbors. I've had lots crazier, so I'll stick with what I've got for now.